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NAME
-says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.
-says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.
-says don't worry... it's not contagious.
-says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day
-says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.
already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?
-loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
-wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass
-produced on re-cycled paper.
-says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Facebook Status update.
-says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail.
NAME
-says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.
-says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.
-says don't worry... it's not contagious.
-says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day
-says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.
already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?
-loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
-wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass
-produced on re-cycled paper.
-says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Facebook Status update.
-says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail.
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