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____ "Are you single?" "No, I'm in a committed endless discussion about where to have dinner."
____ The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
____ I think once we get past the restraining orders and the court dates and the stalking charges, we can really make this relationship work.
____ You call it stalking...I call it a complicated long distance relationship with lack of effort to make this thing work on your part.
____ You call it Russian Roulette. I call it coming home to my wife every day.
____ that awkward moment when you realize your husband DOES check Facebook.
____ "In an unhealthy relationship" should definitely be a Facebook option.
____ I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
____ Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
____ Can somebody lower their standards and fall in love with me, please?
____ "Are you single?" "No, I'm in a committed endless discussion about where to have dinner."
____ The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
____ I think once we get past the restraining orders and the court dates and the stalking charges, we can really make this relationship work.
____ You call it stalking...I call it a complicated long distance relationship with lack of effort to make this thing work on your part.
____ You call it Russian Roulette. I call it coming home to my wife every day.
____ that awkward moment when you realize your husband DOES check Facebook.
____ "In an unhealthy relationship" should definitely be a Facebook option.
____ I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
____ Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
____ Can somebody lower their standards and fall in love with me, please?
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