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51. I know I seem calm but, its probably because in my mind, I've killed you three times today.
52. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
53. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
54. Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.
55. There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
56. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
57. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
58. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
59. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
60. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
