Showing posts with label nice tweets. Show all posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2012

funny tweets that can make you laugh

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61. All extremists should be taken out and shot
62. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
63. Death is hereditary.
64. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
65. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
66. I have CDO. It’s like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order…like they should be.
67. I use to play sports. Then I realised you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
68. I was bringing sexy back, but lost the receipt.
69. Wonders why Noah didn’t kill the mosquitoes while there were only two.
70. Mantra: Today I will do amazing things. Or eat pancakes.

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