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It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out.
My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn fool.
Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful.
No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
