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71. Insert coin to view my status message.
72. I enjoy the Force like my toast - a little on the Dark Side.
73. I've replaced sex with food so now I can't even get in my own pants.
74. Jail has been sentenced to 90 days of Lindsay Lohan.
75. I have an amazing ability! I find objects just before people lose them. The police, however, call it theft.
76. I refuse to participate in this thing called morning without coffee.
77. Why I have half a mind to get another lobotomy.
78. Thinks that happiness is a failure to understand how bad things really are.
79. The only constant is change, except from a vending machine.
80. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
