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Funny New Year’s resolutions
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.
- Nobody should be punished for doing something that they love!
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
- Nature first, let’s save the environment together!
I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
- Many a true word spoken in jest!
I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
- To be honest, this is true. The fact is that I know I’ll never find it (until we throw away the sofa).
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
- Like you’ve never done that.
I will think of a password for my computer other than “password.”
- I’m thinking of 123abc – what do you reckon? Secure?
I will find out why the correspondence course on “Mail Fraud” that I purchased never showed up.
- I hate those scams on TV (but I can’t help buying from them)!
I will try to figure out why I “really” need 11 e-mail addresses and 6 blogs.
Maybe I should cut down to 5 and 5?
Funny New Year’s resolutions
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.
- Nobody should be punished for doing something that they love!
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
- Nature first, let’s save the environment together!
I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
- Many a true word spoken in jest!
I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
- To be honest, this is true. The fact is that I know I’ll never find it (until we throw away the sofa).
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
- Like you’ve never done that.
I will think of a password for my computer other than “password.”
- I’m thinking of 123abc – what do you reckon? Secure?
I will find out why the correspondence course on “Mail Fraud” that I purchased never showed up.
- I hate those scams on TV (but I can’t help buying from them)!
I will try to figure out why I “really” need 11 e-mail addresses and 6 blogs.
Maybe I should cut down to 5 and 5?
