Showing posts with label olympics status updates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label olympics status updates. Show all posts

Thursday, August 9, 2012

funny status on olympics / funny tweets on olympics

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Every four years, for two weeks, ping pong becomes "table tennis

Oh, I get it now; The Olympics are designed to destroy our self esteem and body image.

Four years of training, all that hard work, just for the slight chance to be in a Subway sandwich commercial. #olympics

Every Olympic event should include one average person competing, for reference.

You never see Michael Phelps's father in the stands because he is a dolphin.

I've watched so much Olympics I read my timeline with imaginary commentator voiceovers critiquing your performance.

Somalia on the phone. Very apologetic. They've only just realised that shooting and sailing are two separate events.

Three months from now, a bearded Michael Phelps uses his silver medal to prop up a wobbly table leg at Denny's.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s funny that the Chinese athletes are competing to win back the medals they probably made a month ago?

ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: “Holy shit that was amazing!” COMMENTATOR: “Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself.”

When a US athlete wins an Olympic medal, it's like I won too. So when I sit around doing nothing all day, it's like I'm resting for them.


Saturday, July 28, 2012

Olympics status updates for facebook

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  • The Olympics are a great way of reminding myself of all the countries that I didn’t know existed.  
  • This years Olympics opening ceremony will forever be known as “Mr. Bond and Mr. Bean”
  • If sitting on the couch with no pants on, eating pizza, and watching TV is a crime, then I will get out of this Best Buy right now.
  • Didn’t know they were showing The Hunger Games on NBC so soon.
  • LOOK AT ALL THE TRIBUTES! This is going to be the longest Hunger Games ever.
  • Plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
  • Happy Olympic Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.
  • LIKE if you want to party with the Independent Olympic Athletes. 
  • Funny how handball is an Olympic sport but baseball and softball aren’t…
  • In years to come, you will see people represent Facebook and Twitter in the Olympic Games.
  • Do you think M Night Shyamalan is available to direct next Olympics opening ceremony?
  • The Sun ran an article on April Fools day about James Bond and Queen opening the Olympics… Well played, Olympics, well played!
  • I wish all the athletes of the 2012 London Olympic Games the very best of Luck. Enjoy it!
  • Don’t worry, The Expendables aren’t allowed to compete in the Olympic games (Just wouldn’t be fair…) Coming August 17th… PREPARE TO RELOAD!
  • Does anyone else find it ironic that McDonalds is the biggest sponer for the Olympics?
  • Imagine if Olympic gold medal were just giant chocolate gold coins.
  • Don’t know if its just me, but the excitement in london is unbelievable! It’s going to be a great games.

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