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____ It's funny how Disney films sometimes have hidden subliminal messages. For example, play Cinderella in reverse and it's the story of a woman who learns her place.
____ I give the thumbs up ALL THE TIME. (If you replace thumbs with middle fingers)
____ ever wondered how many weirdos have printed your profile pic, put it in their wallet, and gone around telling everyone you're their girlfriend?
____ Procrastination ...... I'll make a joke about it later.
____ Why does everybody assume that I play the banjo? I do but DANG!
____ I don't want a baby because they're way too lazy.
____ I always go to work on my birthday... just for the free cake!
____ I'm laying on my yoga mat making up fake poses to fit my current activity level. Right now I'm in "downward facing chalk outline"
____ I am looking forward to the 3D Titanic movie because I anticipate that that scene where the two young lovers are at the front of the ship pretending to fly will make for an awesome Kate Winslett boobie shot.
____ Today is one of those days where f*ck you.
____ I NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE! I just kinda sidestep and stroll off whistling with my hands in my pockets.
____ I’ve given the finger so many times today, I think it’s stuck in position. That means I'm all set for the rest of the week. :)
____ I love my job as a stone collector...it rocks!
____ Just received a text from my wife saying, "You're a childish prick sometimes." I was so annoyed. I thought I'd hidden her phone really well this time.
____ It's funny how Disney films sometimes have hidden subliminal messages. For example, play Cinderella in reverse and it's the story of a woman who learns her place.
____ I give the thumbs up ALL THE TIME. (If you replace thumbs with middle fingers)
____ ever wondered how many weirdos have printed your profile pic, put it in their wallet, and gone around telling everyone you're their girlfriend?
____ Procrastination ...... I'll make a joke about it later.
____ Why does everybody assume that I play the banjo? I do but DANG!
____ I don't want a baby because they're way too lazy.
____ I always go to work on my birthday... just for the free cake!
____ I'm laying on my yoga mat making up fake poses to fit my current activity level. Right now I'm in "downward facing chalk outline"
____ I am looking forward to the 3D Titanic movie because I anticipate that that scene where the two young lovers are at the front of the ship pretending to fly will make for an awesome Kate Winslett boobie shot.
____ Today is one of those days where f*ck you.
____ I NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE! I just kinda sidestep and stroll off whistling with my hands in my pockets.
____ I’ve given the finger so many times today, I think it’s stuck in position. That means I'm all set for the rest of the week. :)
____ I love my job as a stone collector...it rocks!
____ Just received a text from my wife saying, "You're a childish prick sometimes." I was so annoyed. I thought I'd hidden her phone really well this time.
