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Thursday, March 18, 2010

FUNNY INSULTS

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..You are the only genius on Yensa with an IQ of 60.
You are living proof that a human can live without a brain!Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
We found that brains aren't everything needed in a human being. In fact in your case they're nothing.
I don't really think you are a big fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
You are the kind of human that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
You are not that stupid; you are probably possessed by a retarded ghost.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I could make a monkey out of you.I surely don't consider you a vulture.
I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I bet your mother has a loud bark.If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Please Keep on talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
I could have cured you but there is no vaccine against stupidity. Not yet anyway.

FUNNY INSULTS

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.A collection of insults!

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I think u should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them. All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

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