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____ There once was a fellow who was kinda mellow, He sat on his couch and facebooked. His wife didn't like it, took his Ipad and spiked it. Thank God he still has his nook.
____ NAKED LADY WALKING RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF 7TH!! And that's how I got the last 2 donuts.
____ Doctors advised Willie Nelson that having his deviated septum fixed would ruin his career...
____ My name is Daniel, not that anyone cares.
____ What if I only want half the shebang? wtf.
____ High mai naym is Miz.Speld. I'll bee yore teechur tooday. (Stephanie Manera)
____ I tried, I really did. I threw my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care. It's not working.
____ I had a dream that I was the bottom of a vodka bottle.
____ Ok guys I just finished my lunch so now I'm off to work...on a new status idea!
____ Supervision. Not as cool as it sounds, huh?
____ I need a major attitude adjustment.. and I think I just found it in this bong.
____ Sometimes, when I don't want anyone to talk to me, I stand on a busy street corner with a clip board.
____ I'm pretty jealous of strippers because having their periods is a legitimate excuse to not come in to work.
____ There once was a fellow who was kinda mellow, He sat on his couch and facebooked. His wife didn't like it, took his Ipad and spiked it. Thank God he still has his nook.
____ NAKED LADY WALKING RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF 7TH!! And that's how I got the last 2 donuts.
____ Doctors advised Willie Nelson that having his deviated septum fixed would ruin his career...
____ My name is Daniel, not that anyone cares.
____ What if I only want half the shebang? wtf.
____ High mai naym is Miz.Speld. I'll bee yore teechur tooday. (Stephanie Manera)
____ I tried, I really did. I threw my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care. It's not working.
____ I had a dream that I was the bottom of a vodka bottle.
____ Ok guys I just finished my lunch so now I'm off to work...on a new status idea!
____ Supervision. Not as cool as it sounds, huh?
____ I need a major attitude adjustment.. and I think I just found it in this bong.
____ Sometimes, when I don't want anyone to talk to me, I stand on a busy street corner with a clip board.
____ I'm pretty jealous of strippers because having their periods is a legitimate excuse to not come in to work.
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