Wednesday, March 17, 2010

ACADEMY AWARDS FUNNY ONE LINERS FOR FACEBOOK AND ORKUT

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NAME

-is honoured to just be nominated.

-would like to thank you, my fans. Without you none of this would have been possible.

-is nominated as best supporting actor in a documentary of a documentary.

-would like to thank Lynard Skynard for not releasing an album.

-is nominated for best performance by an actor in the role of a robot, pirate or ninja

-is nominated for best adaptation of a boring life

-is nominated for best actor not playing a retard, drunk, or insane person

-thinks Sarah Palin should win for best actor playing a retard, drunk or insane person.

-would like to thank the academy

-is nominated for best portrayal of status update.

-should win best performance in pretending to understand the ending of No Country For Old Men

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