Wednesday, March 17, 2010

christmas based funny facebook/orkut status messages

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NAME

-can't wait to watch his favourite Christmas movie, "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To

-Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"

-is looking forward to the new Christmas special, "A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson"

-may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping.

-is chugging NyQuil until sugar plums really are dancing in my head

-is making "fruitcakes" out of stuff I find under my sofa cushions.

-is eating her weight in figgy pudding

-is inviting you to tickle her Elmo.

-hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

-is still trying to figure out what "police nabbed my dad" has to do with Christmas.

-wonders that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.

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