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One Liners


Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -

Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?


This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you


Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.


A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone