Wednesday, March 17, 2010

HALLOWEEN FUNNY STATUS UPDATE

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Frankenstein...
-plans on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids yell "Trick or Treat", jump out of the bushes and yell "Christmas is better".
-wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don't solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
-warns you this Halloween to beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.
-will have on his tomb stone, "See I told you I was SICK!"
-is going to dress up as Kanye West and show up at Taylor Swift's house this Halloween.
-hopes this Halloween, he doesn't end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.
-wonders if he's getting old, or if others also ask for high fibre candy only on Halloween?
-forgot to buy candy for the kids this Halloween but will offer them a bite of his sandwich.
-hopes nobody else dresses up as Justus von Liebig, Father of biochemistry who recorded minerals in plant ash and proposed the law of minimum.
-wonders if Lady Gaga dresses up as a normal person for Halloween???

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