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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
-- (New York Journal, June 1897)
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
Man - a figment of God's imagination.
It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.
-- Commenting on the Bible.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
-- (New York Journal, June 1897)
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
Man - a figment of God's imagination.
It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.
-- Commenting on the Bible.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt
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