Wednesday, March 17, 2010

STRANGE ONE LINERS / FACEBOOK ORKUT STATUS MESSAGES

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NAME

-says, "This too shall pass gas."

-doesn't want you to die before he gets the chance to kill you himself.

-is hoping that he doesn't have to Bitch Slap anybody on the bus tonight.

-thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!
dodge-duck-dip-dive & dodge.

-is worried about the Asian market: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank nose dived; 500 staff at Karate Bank got chopped.

-tastes purple.

-is boxing in the Smart Car parked in his spot. Not so smart now are you!? Mr. Smarty smart car!

-thinks if monkeys stopped flinging around so much poop, that more people would eat them.

-should be president! My name is NAME and I approve this message.

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