Tuesday, March 23, 2010

witty facebook updates

:-) Pls Click on advertisements on this page, support my site :-)

NAME

-has just made the internet eight words longer


-statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate

-people who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses

-do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles

-statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy

{ :) click on ads if u liked this post,support my site :) }

-my girlfriend said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect

-people reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)

-whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper

-my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing

-dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

 -feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes

No comments:

Post a Comment

Pls click the ad - A part of it goes towards charity :)