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1. ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
2. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
3. Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
4. Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
5. Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
6. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
7. Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
8. I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
9. Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
10. If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.
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