Showing posts with label facebook status updates on london olympics 2012. Show all posts
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

funny facebook status updates on olympians / funny tweets about olympics

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  1. Rain……Official weather supplier to the London 2012 Olympic Games.
  2. The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
  3. Just got my tickets to the Olympic women’s beach volleyball final! Unfortunately, it’s Iran versus Saudi Arabia.
  4. Olympics can inspire American kids to get active. Or it can inspire American kids to sit on the couch and watch the Olympics
  5. How about those Olympic uniforms? They’re made by Ralph Lauren and they’re beautiful. They’re colorful, they’re odd. I mean they look like the cast of ‘Glee.’
  6. President Obama said 1992’s dream team was better than this year’s Olympic basketball team. Which is interesting because a lot of people think 1992’s president is better than this year’s president
  7. The 2012 Olympic games opening will have great lights, huge bangs and the guaranteed surprise thrown in here and there, the Taliban are confident it’ll be the best one yet.

  8. At the Beijing Olympics in 2008, they handed out 100,000 condoms. This year it’s 150,000. That’s 100,000 for the U.S. basketball team and 50,000 for everyone else

  9. The government have advised people to watch out that they’re not being sold fake 2012 Olympic tickets. I think I’ll be alright though. My tickets for the men’s wheelchair triple jump seem genuine enough.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Funny Facebook Status Updates on London Olympics 2012

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China is only winning in the olympics because they made all the equipment.

I really don't need the Olympics reminding me of how lazy I am.

If I can't identify a nation's flag or abbreviation whilst watching the Olympics, I assume it's a corporation.

McDonalds sponsoring the Olympics is like the Kardashians sponsoring a job fair.

The Olympics are being streamed online, so last night at 3 a.m. I tried to convince my wife I was on the computer watching archery.

Instead of Archery and Judo, there should be an Olympics for modern survival skills, like typing really fast and SEO optimization.

My tweet critiquing NBC's tape-delayed Olympic coverage will be available for reading in a few hours.

Rain. Official Sponsor of the London 2012 Olympics.

It's great when Olympic commentators say "She really wants to take home the gold today" because it really helps me understand the sport.

Yay Olympics for making me feel irrationally competitive towards other countries.

BREAKING: Athlete Without Compelling Personal Drama Expelled from Olympics #2012LondonOlympics #Olympics

Tape delay events rest of the world watches live? Check! Website info? Limited! Hire Seacrest. Done! It's show time, boys!"- NBC

I know this probably goes against the spirit of the Olympics, but all events really should be to the death.

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