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NAME...
-is huked on fonics.
-needs blood in his caffeine system
-is thinking about taking up golf to cure his sex addiction... If it worked for Tiger...
-thinks reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
-thinks he might be addicted to Facebook because he's seeing a lot of random people around the -city, that he's already seen on Facebook.
-would quit smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers -come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs
-thinks he might be addicted to twitter and alcohol since, he created a Twitter acccount just to
-follow the updates of various bars for their specials
-might be addicted to eBay considering he just spent 6 hours trying to burn the face of Jesus into his toast
-thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money
-loves cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
2010 New Year's Resolution Funny Facebook Status Updates
NAME...
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to NOT interrupt Taylor Swift if she is making an acceptance speech at a music awards ceremony.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before having multiple "transgressions".
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to avoid having 8 kids and getting a reality TV show.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to come up with another way to get on TV instead of faking that his 6 year old son is in a runaway weather balloon.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to see Michael Jackson live in concert. What? He died? How come there was no media coverage?
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be on the guest list for Obama's next state dinner.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to re-enact the movie "The Hangover" in real life.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to find hidden immunity idols in his house with no clues.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to finally collect on his fortunes from Nigeria... Suckers!
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be more like Sarah Palin a finish evertything that I st
NAME...
-is huked on fonics.
-needs blood in his caffeine system
-is thinking about taking up golf to cure his sex addiction... If it worked for Tiger...
-thinks reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
-thinks he might be addicted to Facebook because he's seeing a lot of random people around the -city, that he's already seen on Facebook.
-would quit smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers -come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs
-thinks he might be addicted to twitter and alcohol since, he created a Twitter acccount just to
-follow the updates of various bars for their specials
-might be addicted to eBay considering he just spent 6 hours trying to burn the face of Jesus into his toast
-thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money
-loves cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
2010 New Year's Resolution Funny Facebook Status Updates
NAME...
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to NOT interrupt Taylor Swift if she is making an acceptance speech at a music awards ceremony.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before having multiple "transgressions".
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to avoid having 8 kids and getting a reality TV show.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to come up with another way to get on TV instead of faking that his 6 year old son is in a runaway weather balloon.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to see Michael Jackson live in concert. What? He died? How come there was no media coverage?
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be on the guest list for Obama's next state dinner.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to re-enact the movie "The Hangover" in real life.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to find hidden immunity idols in his house with no clues.
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to finally collect on his fortunes from Nigeria... Suckers!
's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be more like Sarah Palin a finish evertything that I st
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