Wednesday, March 17, 2010

FUNNY RANDOM FACEBOOK AND ORKUT STATUS MESSAGES

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NAME...

-Works for the department of redundant departments.

-ask if you expect mere proof to sway his opinion?

-wonders if you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

-just found out that they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary!

-wonders if illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

-reminds you to not play stupid with me! I'm better at it.

-says don't read everything you believe.

-says don't sweat petty things — or pet sweaty things.
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pleads that you don't treat me any differently than you would the King.
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is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

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