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-childproofed his house, but they still get in.
-is still hot. It just comes in flashes.
-thinks at her age, "getting lucky" means finding her car in the parking lot.
-'s reality cheque just bounced.
-is not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
-says Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
-is not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
-says keep staring....I may do a trick.
-is DANGEROUSLY under-medicated.
-washes her mouth out with chocolate every time she hears the word "exercise".
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