Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Work inspired Facebook Status Updates

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NAME

-understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

-thought he wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a pay-cheque

-is just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

-sees Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

-pretends to work. They pretend to pay me.

-thinks ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

-thinks work is for people who don't know how to fish!

-just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

-is thinking that this isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

-'s co-workers think he's a hard worker because they hear all this typing on Facebook!

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