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-Just $8 a month can help these children build a well...... To hide from Madonna
-Whenever i want to post something silly on my status, i stop and think. .. what if i meet with a sudden death tonight? do i want my last status to be "i got drunk and peed on my neighbours lawn again" ?
-I don't trust people who don't smile with their teeth.
-dear harry potter,
if i did 8 movies to defeat one lame villain, i would give people their money back,
yours faithfully,
chuck norris
-To all those who totally got on board with the whole planking and owling thing, the next big thing is called jumping off a bridge
-If Always really wanted me to have a happy period, they would have made the tampon vibrate!
-hasn't been on FB for 3 days. I love to keep my stalkers guessing!
-Did you know that if you put your ear to a strangers leg that you can hear them say "What the F*#$K are you doing!?"???...
-Just $8 a month can help these children build a well...... To hide from Madonna
-Whenever i want to post something silly on my status, i stop and think. .. what if i meet with a sudden death tonight? do i want my last status to be "i got drunk and peed on my neighbours lawn again" ?
-I don't trust people who don't smile with their teeth.
-dear harry potter,
if i did 8 movies to defeat one lame villain, i would give people their money back,
yours faithfully,
chuck norris
-To all those who totally got on board with the whole planking and owling thing, the next big thing is called jumping off a bridge
-If Always really wanted me to have a happy period, they would have made the tampon vibrate!
-hasn't been on FB for 3 days. I love to keep my stalkers guessing!
-Did you know that if you put your ear to a strangers leg that you can hear them say "What the F*#$K are you doing!?"???...
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