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____ There've been so many awkward moments, nothing is awkward anymore.
____ You would be suprised how inexpensive your home entertainment system can be if you can acquire a 4 wheel dolly and a WalMart smock.
____ Whenever I read a hilarious status I convince myself that I thought of it first then I high five myself.
____ Nothing says "I am ready for a commitment!" like me when I am tanked. Or the fact that I still use plastic utensils.
____ Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new layout?
____ I don't really care if people don't "like" my posts. I will simply go on with my day by unfriending them, blocking them, finding out where they live, burning their house down and stealing their car. But the last thing I'm gonna do is get upset over something so trivial.
____ My jokes are not always nonsense but when they are I ride my bicycle.
____ Please don't start calling me 'hero' but this lady collapsed at the grocery store and I was the first one to call for a clean up in Aisle 3.
____ There've been so many awkward moments, nothing is awkward anymore.
____ You would be suprised how inexpensive your home entertainment system can be if you can acquire a 4 wheel dolly and a WalMart smock.
____ Whenever I read a hilarious status I convince myself that I thought of it first then I high five myself.
____ Nothing says "I am ready for a commitment!" like me when I am tanked. Or the fact that I still use plastic utensils.
____ Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new layout?
____ I don't really care if people don't "like" my posts. I will simply go on with my day by unfriending them, blocking them, finding out where they live, burning their house down and stealing their car. But the last thing I'm gonna do is get upset over something so trivial.
____ My jokes are not always nonsense but when they are I ride my bicycle.
____ Please don't start calling me 'hero' but this lady collapsed at the grocery store and I was the first one to call for a clean up in Aisle 3.
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