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31. It's Canada Day Eve, so I have to leave a jar of maple syrup at the window. Otherwise, Céline Dion comes in the night and eats your eyes.
32. China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I'm having for lunch.
33. We hate what we do not understand. I'm not really sure what that phrase means, but it's stupid!
34. Had pie for breakfast, now going to ride my mountain bike and listen to punk rock and heavy metal. Suck it, adulthood. I win.
35. If I die before I wake, I pray the lord will hide my porn.
36. I'll be moving to LA and staying there for the first three months of 2010. I'll be looking for friends and, if that fails, cocaine.
37. "Twilight" and "New Moon" are great names for strippers.
38. Can you claim "temporary insanity" in daily life/ text situations or does it have to be court related?
39. When im talking to someone, i tend to lose interest after about 140 characters.
40. "The greatest thing about twitter is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." –Abraham Lincoln
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