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21. Despite what everyone says, I don't think your mom is a "dirtypirate whore". She's actually quite clean for a pirate whore.
22. How is English not considered a Romantic language? "Boobs"? Helloooooo?
23. I bet childhood obesity rates in Hidden Valley are completely off the charts.
24. I have serious ethical problems participating in human cloning experiments.. I just couldn't live with myself.
25. I may be a little off base here, but I don't think the point of those personal breathalyzers is trying to beat your old score.
26. Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well.
27. I hope that one day I will be mature enough to spell extravaganza without giggling after the first 8 letters.
28. Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn't really narrow it down much.
29. My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
30. Wishing yourpetscould talk is fun until you remember everything you've ever done in front of your pets.
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