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- ____ You know that little blue button that says "share"? Well some of you need to pretend it isn't there. Thanks :)
____ Why is there always an Awkward silence after any "moment of silence"?
____ I did drugs for the first time today...I do them everyday, I'm just saying I woke up a few minutes ago.
____ Hey, I bought you a new necklace. It's made out of rope and it's hanging from the ceiling. Why don't you go try it on?
____ Every now and then I look at my dog and remind him that he’s adopted and his real parents didn’t want him. - I know what dude I am. I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!
- Pump your brakes, kid. That man’s a national treasure.
- Being an actor’s no different than being a rugby player or construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms which trigger human emotion.
- #You have to do the best with what God gave you.
- My momma always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
- Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots.
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