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____ If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain then you should move to Puerto Rico cause that's were the drink was invented and it rains like seven months out of the year over there and also I will never have to hear you sing that stupid song again.
____ Drinking promotes freedom of speech. Call me tonight and I'll tell what I really think of you!
____ "I Love My Wife" bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating.
____ If one more person makes a crappy joke about poop I'm dung with them!
____ M C SQUARE is Einstein's Rap Name
____ I never cease to be amazed by the levels of awesomeness I achieve on a daily basis.
____ There should be a warning label on Captain Crunch which reads: "WARNING: Will probably f*** the roof of your mouth up."
____ Eating a bowl of generic frosted flakes... THEY'RRRRRRRRRE alright, I guess
____ I don't like thinking before I say something. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
____ That awkward moment when you post a funny status and there's that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.
____ "You won’t like me when I’m angry. Becase I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."
____ The cop asked me for my papers. I gave him my Zig-Zags. I think he prefers Jokers. :{
____ I have lost my mojo. If anyone finds it, let me know. It's wearing lipgloss, fishnets and smells like JLO perfume.
____ When people ask me Plz because it's shorter than please, I tell them no because it's shorter than yes.
____ If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain then you should move to Puerto Rico cause that's were the drink was invented and it rains like seven months out of the year over there and also I will never have to hear you sing that stupid song again.
____ Drinking promotes freedom of speech. Call me tonight and I'll tell what I really think of you!
____ "I Love My Wife" bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating.
____ If one more person makes a crappy joke about poop I'm dung with them!
____ M C SQUARE is Einstein's Rap Name
____ I never cease to be amazed by the levels of awesomeness I achieve on a daily basis.
____ There should be a warning label on Captain Crunch which reads: "WARNING: Will probably f*** the roof of your mouth up."
____ Eating a bowl of generic frosted flakes... THEY'RRRRRRRRRE alright, I guess
____ I don't like thinking before I say something. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
____ That awkward moment when you post a funny status and there's that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.
____ "You won’t like me when I’m angry. Becase I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."
____ The cop asked me for my papers. I gave him my Zig-Zags. I think he prefers Jokers. :{
____ I have lost my mojo. If anyone finds it, let me know. It's wearing lipgloss, fishnets and smells like JLO perfume.
____ When people ask me Plz because it's shorter than please, I tell them no because it's shorter than yes.
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